ISTJ  TMLT go back in time, accidentally reverse engineering the entire timeline of the universe in the process
                    
                        
INFP  TMLT eat animals alive
                    
                        
ISTJ  TMLT trip in the shower
                    
                        
When you risk almost getting on the wrong bus because you didn't look at the number.  When you get super bored if someone talks about one topic for too long, especially if that topic is mundane.
                    
                        
ESFP  TMLT have sex in the ocean
                    
                        
INTP  TMLT have prejudice against a person for being an atheist
                    
                        
When if you're at the store, most of the time you're just browsing for anything that might be interesting. And if you are looking for something in particular and find what you're looking for, you end...
                    
                        
ISTP  TMLT be homeless
                    
                        
INTP  TMLT punch a toddler for being annoying
                    
                        
INFJ  TMLT be constipated
                    
                        
INTP  TMLT be an atheist
                    
                        
ESTP  TMLT use sour worms as sex toys
                    
                        
I'll fart in your boobs!
                    
                        
INFP  TMLT like bugs
                    
                        
ISFP  TMLT be part of the Wesboro Baptist Church
                    
                        
ESFP  TMLT jump off the Empire State Building
                    
                        
ESTJ  TMLT be a brony
                    
                        
INTJ  TMLT be Squidward
                    
                        
INTJ  TMLT be technologically illiterate
                    
                        
ESTP  TMLT masturbate 50 times a day
                    
                        
INTP  https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12032136_736343149833313_8742300841172396081_n.jpg?oh=0a9992db785c5abb4e88b126db3ba171&oe=5A12FEDD
                    
                        
ESFJ  TMLT be a completionist
                    
                        
NP  Type most likely to be a hipster
                    
                        
ISTJ  TMLT use cheat codes
                    
                        
Ti or Ne
                    
                        
ISFJ  TMLT believe morality is subjective.
                    
                        
ENXP  TMLT to dislike babies
                    
                        
INFP  TMLT enjoy watching youtube poops.
                    
                        
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ISFJ  TMLT be bad at driving
                    
                        
I hate that there aren't more of us.
                    
                        
IXTP  TMLT break a world record
                    
                        
ISFJ/INFP due to passive aggressiveness  TMLT wish they were another animal, not a human
                    
                        
Grandma is hotter than you!
                    
                        
You find it difficult to cry at emotional movie scenes
                    
                        
ESTP  TMLT be a night owl
                    
                        
I-I have a sharp and witty sense of humor, I can make anyone laugh without even trying.  II-I hate being ordered around. I find bureaucracy stupid and any rules I find to be illogical I will be...
                    
                        
Studying your boobs for science!
                    
                        
ESFP  TMLT to invent solar powered roads that allow travel at light speed.
                    
                        
INTP  Type most likely to perform nut shots for the spectators entertainment.
                    
                        
ENFJ  TMLT chew on erasers
                    
                        
Ti
                    
                        
Se
                    
                        
ENTP  TMLT to be in a gang
                    
                        
True, if that thread existed I would of put it there, but my brain got lazy so I put it here
                    
                        
I wanna grab your ass! This does not expand dong! I'm ugly and I'm proud! Don't eat that way, Bimbo! Circumcision is awesome, you think!?
                    
                        
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14716263_929236333877326_306237771472570264_n.jpg?oh=9e173841a0673dc7766ea27b95601a6e&oe=5A549161 ...
                    
                        
Probably TJs  TMLT time travel back to prehistoric times before humans
                    
                        
INFP  TMLT to eat a stick
                    
                        
Fi or Ni