'Kill: Perez Hilton (because he's a fucking parasite on society) Save: JFK (because he may have never allowed Vietnam to happen)
Thanks for sharing. I am hesitant to see a headshrinker. I used to have a lot of anger issues and sought help through a psychologist (x2). The first one was a Brit that kept asking me how I felt...
If you don't mind, what type of doctor did you see? I have a lot of the same struggles and with work, a wife, 3 kids (and all of their activities), 2 dogs...I often feel like I'm on a...
I'm pretty much in the same boat, except I married the right woman :cool: (18 years and counting). Life is what you put into it....if your sitting around waiting for someone to make it better, you...
The only one I know is just evil. She is a gossip hound that not only collects and spreads rumors, but also enjoys outting people in public with a smile. I am very careful in dealing with her,...
Agreed. But trying telling that to the people of Mexico. Poor bastards.
I only know of one for sure (all of us here at work were tested at the same time) and I can't stand her. She uses her powers for evil.
This is very well said (and accurate). I just got a new boss and he has been interviewing people around the office to get a feel for who they are and what they represent. About an hour into our...
I work with one and she is a fucking bitch that uses her powers for evil.
Couldn't get past the first paragraph....so why is he leaving?
Un-cool! It's stunts like this that make people numb to legitimate pleas for help.
Wait until you begin the job interviewing process! It's like a stupid question nightmare, where they pummel you with scripted questions designed to educate them as to what kind of employee you may...
Arrogant douchebag, cold-hearted bastard, mad-at-the-world, smartass...etc. Most people just can't handle the truth. Perhaps I could be more sensitive in my delivery, but then people would just...
Hell yeah....especially if humor is involved. As for our capacity for evil... I think we are more than capable of some pretty dark shit, but are kept in check by the things we value...
When it comes to friends and family, there's always at least a shred of truth to what they say, simply because they know you better than most people...which is why it tends to sting a lot more than...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I Slipnot indulges my dark, angry side. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=239vHrwt8Rs&ob=av2e Doesn't this fit all ENTPs? ...
That is so fucking dark! I love it.
Perhaps, but without a plan this revolution is doomed. They're pissed off about corporate greed...me too! Now what? Even the liberal media will abandon these potato heads if they don't establish...
I agree. And before Souljorn comes a callin', I don't watch FoxNews. My opinion is based on protestor interviews I have read on msnbc.com and seen on cnn. Sure it's the liberal media, but since I...
I'd like to be able to travel back in time to test the accuracy of things like the bible, JFK's assassination, Obama's birth...etc.
Option#1: Go back to school, get a degree in Journalism. As an ENTP, you should be able to do this standing on your head. Then, using your degree, get a job in corporate communications. Next to...
Personally, if I were this bully and you presented me with the facts about my behavior in a kind, but firm way....I would give your words some consideration and probably change my attitude. Then...
That depends....would it bother you if this person tells you to go fuck yourself?
So what you are saying is that you are a deviant and it feels good? Me too! Welcome to the party.
You are full of shit! Think of it this way...at work, I try to hit home runs everyday. Sometimes I only hit singles and doubles...sometimes I hit foul balls or strike out...but every once in a...
Very well said and accurate! I was in a fucking nasty mood yesterday when someone here at work pissed me off. It didn't pass until I woke up this morning. I think these moods are even nastier...
I love it when my kids try to tell me some shit like this...it's like they are daring me to fuck with them.
Spoken like a true ENTP, however most 8-year-olds don't have the capacity to simply suck it up and 'handle it'. All he needs to know is that the medicine is for his own good and not because he is...
I like the dickhead label better than hipster.
I am right there with you. I too have concerns about long-term effects and also the current social stigma he may face personally and from his peers. However, our doctor has said that most kids...
I was the same way with our 7-year-old (who is now 9). The thing is though that it is next to impossible to re-focus them at this age. You are not there to give him the TLC (or tough love) that he...
That's not paranoia...he is always watching.
Dad: ISTJ or pathetic fucking asshole, that is dead to me...take your pick. Mom: INFP Younger brother: ESTP
I am 40+. My wife and I have been married for 17 years and the best advice I can give you is to be very specific and to the point when communicating with him. Tell him exactly what you expect...
I agree with MB's high sex drive theory. I think sexual addiction is a bullshit excuse for someone that gets caught cheating and just doesn't have the guts to admit that they got caught. ...
17 years and counting. Marriage is only for those that are capable of commitment and willing to do whatever it takes to make things work. If you can't (or won't) do this....if your thirst is...
Adolph Hitler, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar and Darth Vader (to name a few) were all ENTJs...I highly doubt that any of them were some ENTP's bitch.
You are right. It was my lame attempt at humor.
Have you ever tried cock blocking your clearly more attractive friend? Wait until he goes to the bathroom and say, Yeah....Joe sure is a great friend...especially since he finished that...
Exactly! Joke'm if they can't take a fuck.
I come here when I am bored...haha. At work, I make a list of things I want to accomplish during the week on Monday morning. This list is comprised of items that are in addition to my normal...
He represents the district I live in, but to tell you the truth I have no idea who he is or what he represents other than what I have read on Wikipedia. His son, Rand, is an interesting character...
This kind of storytelling strength is especially helpful in raising children. You can use it to teach lessons, create a tighter bond and have fun...My young daughter noticed that people often leave...
This really resonates with me...especially the patterns (you see them too?)...haha. However, sometimes I think it's important to drink this Koolaid in small sips. The last time I was on this board...
No shit. Either explain it or shut the fuck up!
I smoked weed everyday in high school. I did everything stoned: school, dinner with mom, traffic court...etc. Then I went into the Marines, in which I only got high once (during the Gulf War). ...
The only problem that I can see with getting a Journalism degree is that at some point you will be writing for an editor and this sorry excuse for a human is going to piss all over your work of art...
Puff, Puff, PASS....Bogart!
Really? You failed to establish the joke.
Wtf? Please explain.'
