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SJs need reassurance that their laws and traditions matter to you SPs need reassurance that they're not always competing for a Darwin award NFs need reassurance that their poetry and feelings will...
Televangelists would have to get real jobs if it weren't for ESFJs. There would be no one to hashtag and retweet the wisdom of modern day Aristotle, Jaden Smith.
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sisters mascara now I'm grounded for a...
Do you attend My Little Pony and Magic the Gathering conventions like all of the other autistic ENTP neckbeards?
You are a Visionary Visionaries are all about creating their own artistic empires. They crave independent and unstructured spaces where they can be creative. They value aesthetics ...
They write a poem about their crush and post it to Tumblr. Sent from my computer using the keyboard
Want to switch places? You can have all of the chatty extroverts that are constantly over my shoulder asking Whaddaya doing?, restricting me from browsing the internet in peace.
He's an ENFJ because he's always right, knows everything and can heal your soul with his words of wisdom. Just hearing him speak means that it will be a changing day in your life. Everyone has got...
Real life? Outside? Is that a dedicated server? - INTP
It's not a good idea to be debating. ISFJs should stick to interior decorating.
INTJs are so dark and edgy. So cerebral, oh my god. Turn up the Nine Inch Nails and unleash your perpetual angst. So what if you made Linkin Park anime music videos on Youtube as a kid, that was the...
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You know you're an INTP when you're indifferent to a close relative's unexpected death, but are devastated when you're placed in a bad sport lobby on GTA Online. True story.
Death to Instagram and Tumblr! High-saturated social artsy crap is nauseating.
Money laundering is unethical Reasons why no country should be a tax haven Occupy Wall Street!
Wireless internet may have very well destroyed our chances of contacting intelligent life. - The Best Page In The Universe
Classify this insightful Youtuber. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdcLpucz5HE
Friends? I forget how I made them. Probably through common interests by geographical location. The ones I used to have probably think I've either moved or passed away by now. The only proof of my...
Holiday or Birthday cards without any money in them.
Prisoners. I felt like a prisoner for 2 hours.
I want a futuristic car that isn't environmentally friendly. It has to have a military grade armor exterior and bulletproof windows and tires. I wouldn't mind if it had over 1000 horsepower. The...
Everyone in This Is The End except for the token black guy and the Backstreet Boys. In fact, that movie was probably made with all of the celebrities we generally can't stand in mind.
What are the personality types of the characters in this game? I'll start off with the three main characters. Michael - ENTJ Franklin - ISTP Trevor - ESTP
If we all hold hands, we can change the world together. I'm going to make stupid facial expressions and gestures, then upload my pics to Instagram because all of the cool kids are doing it. ...
What Is Evil?
Sounds like grungy trailer park music to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOzaekfy3Hs
Happiness doesn't require introspection. Some of the happiest people happen to be the least aware. That's why a lot of pet dogs appear to be happy. They've never really thought about meaning or when...
I like the night time. Foggy or rainy days are also good. I hate the sun because it reminds me of sepia tone.
Buying domain names that could potentially be popular in the future. I'm looking at a website right now that is basically just one letter off from one of the most traffic-heavy websites on the...
Inferior Fe: Should I hug the crying woman? It would smooth out this social situation and make me look empathetic. Dominant Ti: That could be regarded as sexual harassment. Let her cry in the...
You could be an INTJ. I can see an INTJ acting like a perceiver if they see the pointless futility of vacuum cleaning and mowing the lawn.
I'm a thinker so I don't believe in good or evil. I don't believe in grace or sin either. Both are man-made concepts for human beings to follow in order to maintain group cohesiveness and harmony....
I don't like cookies, I've desensitized myself to them. Maybe it's because the cookies in Canada taste like dry cardboard.
ENTJ, just because you allowed that factory in Bangladesh to have air conditioning doesn't mean it's no longer a sweatshop.
ENTJ - The Godfather, Wall Street, Anything with people dressed in tailored suits who seek for prestige and power. INTJ - 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, 12 monkeys, Se7en. Anything dark...
Everyone is trying to present themselves as modest and open-minded by saying There are selfish people in all types. There may be truth to that statement, but platitudes like that can be annoying...
I would stand over the ruins of our desolate planet and celebrate the end of history. Thousands of years of human procrastination and aimless wandering is suddenly all gone in a blink of an eye. To...
The Joker, Tyler Durden, Charles Manson, Marilyn Manson, Lady Gaga, Ladyboys, Nuclear War, Bath Salts, Mental Asylums, Hoarding, Al-Qaeda, The Third World, Cupboards that aren't child-proof,...
250mph in my Bugatti Veyron during winter time in the Himalayas, all whilst giving life-affirming advice to Tibetan monks through my bluetooth headset.
Could it be your shadow ESFJ making you do these things? Just talking about different types of food sounds very Martha Stewart-ish to me.
Tim Horton's and Subway. The food is ready to go down your stomach, no need to waste time cooking it.
The lead from the pencil is transferred and ingrained into the paper. The lead is still a piece of the pencil. You have copied a piece of the pencil on to a surface. This is piracy.
People who are against file-sharing usually end up contradicting themselves anyway. If you have ever lent a pencil to someone or have borrowed a pencil from someone, you are advocating for piracy....'
