'Its more like, whats the first thing I wouldn't do? First of all, I'd cut all college schooling by a year so ppl don't need to spend 4-5 years in an institution and just spend 3 in stead. I'd demand...
All guys are shallow. We ALL are. We're all players..don't think that we're not for a second. When a guy tries to come off as NOT being a player, that's just a strategy. The ones who act like they...
How about during AND after school. Yeah, thats more like it. Got a break in the morning tho. Guess they weren't on their A game in the morning so they had to save their best jokes for me during midday
I can lead all my friends to the nuthouse. Thats where Im going and it they're stupid enough to follow me, they can get first dibs on the anesthesia and sleeping pills
Its our god given RIGHT!
Shit, whats the use these people out here dont give two shits about you either way
Badass and NF is an oxymoron
Suck it up NFs! You'll be licking your wounds in solitude for the rest of your life. Enjoy the taste of your misery now while you still can
I'm sorry for a lot of crap. I AM sorry. Shit, my entire life needs a delete button because whats the f*cking use
The difference is this: ISFPs rock peoples socks and INFPs just suck. I'll be the first to tell you...that they SUCK ENFJ, INSP, MILF, ADHD..shit its all better--anything is better than being an...
Dear girl who doesn't give two shits about me but still acts like she does just to be nice and keep a BS friendship, Here are some things I'd never tell you in person: you have a nice...
F*ck. My.Life. in that order
best party of my life is when i go to sleep. That way I dont have to deal with myself and everyone remains happy
Id be lucky to marry anybody as messed up as I am
It's hard for me to NOT trust someone. I'm a natural optimist so I see the best in people before they show me the worst.
I prefer being with someone's who compatible and COOPERATIVE.
Who said they have to be near your age? If they're 18, its fair play. Unless your like..55 or something..thats just creepy. That being said, the best age to get with a woman is between the ages...
I'm not trying to change the world. This earth was spinning before I got here and it will still be spinning after I leave. But to break all my desires and dreams down to their essence, my ultimate...
Mastery. I cant just list a whole group of things--a lot of things draw my attention. But if there's one theme that overrides my life that is it.
I feel lonely a lot. But lately I've come to accept who I am--I appreciate solitude and time to reflect. I've spoken to people who were more extroverted than myself and they say they feel bored when...
This is funny. I am a deeply introverted person. I have had few intimate relationships during my short life. But I have had many interactions with different people and I can say that I am a...
I'm not really unique. Everyone is unique. There are just certain things about myself I am unwilling to compromise. So I either leave those things alone or find ways to bring them to the surface so...
A fish. There are times when I am weak and I flow downstream. There are other times when I surprise myself and swim against the current. I ride the tides of life with a philosophic calm. There is...
I don't change my personality enough.
Yeah man. You gotta have balls. As INFPs we live inside our heads. And thats cool--we can understand complex ideas, hold deep conversations, and are just all around intelligent folk. But...
People don't usually discuss the meaning of life and their ideas of morality and immorality at polite social functions so I guess the internet was the next best thing smokin to get some of our...
I think we are more susceptible because we want to imagine there being an alternative side to life. Some undercover side to life that we don't directly experience. But nowadays it seems like...
It's not just you. Do you ever see people in public who do things like dye their hair pink and wear a whole bunch of chains and other attention grabbing items just to draw focus to themselves? Thats...
To get mad street cred
I'm cool with scanning naked female bodies but uncool with naked body scanners.
I speak American dammit
My penis is 6 inches........from the ground.
some crap about Ninja turtles and silly putty
Look, you're thinking too much. Just draw a line from your room to the kitchen and tell them if anyone crosses that line there's going to be trouble.
Liquor stores that sell alcohol on Sunday and a lil something called a federal reserve note
The only connection insects have with me is through a shoe.
Nah, I don't have the energy or money to switch my style up at a whim.
--That depends. Are you cute?
Just start thinking of everyone as a friend you haven't lost yet.
Heck no! People think I'm a nutcase. People act like they've never seen someone perform an animal sacrifice in a cafeteria before.
I had a dream that I pissed myself in my sleep. I was either drunk or dreaming but it felt SO real
Ok I must be an NT because I'm so isolated that I feel like I'm waiting for spiritual enlightenment or something
Some jazzed out neo soul
I so feel you. My friends mom usually tests as an ENFJ but lately she's been testing as a MILF.
Yeah I'm an undercover extrovert been in the closet for the longest but its time to let my true colors shine! Haaaay!
I have a dirty mind DIFFERENCE
The Spirit of truth is my spiritual advisor--he flows straight from the survival scrolls so you KNOW I aint worried
I'm surprised I'm sober.
Wear more yellow. All the cool kids are doing it plus it makes you look optimistic and friendly.
Honestly no. I'm just looking for some quick hit n split booty.'
