'A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'. Woody Allen A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. W.C. Fields ...
If I was two faced, would I be wearing this one? -Abe Lincoln Fart Proudly. -- Benjamin Franklin. Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I...
Interesting. Could you elaborate?
Make that 18. I was a member then but stayed incognito until some time 2010 I thnk. Be here the whole time as #18
crushing up some ambien to snort:dry:
I'm a very laidback and peaceful person who is good at photograpy. I am funny, sarcastic and dry, and definantly non pc. I have a large dong and I am an outstanding masterbator. <--wait thats not...
My Dad me this when I was young: Never ever be scred to be different; and refuse to let their teasing get you. If you can do that, you've proven your stronger than all of them and there isn't...
Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something. - Nenry David Thoreau It is what a man thinks of himself that really determines his fate. - Henry David Thoreau
Worried about possibly being laid off
I played basketball in high school and college and have hardly touched a ball since. Nowadays I run and recently started a Boot Camp style training class that really puts your body to the limit. I...
Don't be afraid to be yourself and be confident enough to handle when people make fun of you for it. Also, don't play drums with your hands on the stove burners unless you are 100% sure they have...
I am 28 years old and have never cut my toenails with a toenail clipper. It horrifies me to think of doing that. I pick them as soon as there is any white at all
Too distracted by the signature picture to make a comment. What is your signature picture from? Is that supposed in to supportive of Obama? I can't tell.
Before podcasts I was always interested in weird talk radio shows. I have listed my favorite podcasts with the description, mostly provided by their own websites. Now, I am always looking for...
Waiting for my boss to go to lunch so that I can leave after him and if I am not back when he gets back he won't know how long I was gone.
They don't wipe
Wow, that list was incredible. You described so many reasons my marriage has been hard. My wife has said so many of those things to many over and over again. If you don't mind, I am going to use...
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I am going to offer you the desperate, non healthy methods that have worked for me. The easy suggestion is Ambien. I battled with insomnia starting as a small child. Started taking the drug in my...
Watching The Andy Griffith Show. Trying to motivate myself to make a ring tone for my phone
Donate organs, cremated, spread from the mountains of NC with a wind from the west so I could cover the state to the ocean.
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The drugs were always either to escape my mind or experience a new perspective. Or just have fun. Cigs just smell bad
terrible Wendy's
By no means do I consider myself a badass but I definitely have a wild streak. Pretty much name a drug and I've done it but I've never smoked a cigarette. I drink too much. Been in a handful of...
Generous: No Prudent: Yes Happy: No Affable: No Funny: No Sociable: Yes Popular: No Trustworthy: Yes Important: Yes Human: Yes
I don't feel any normal individual has authority over me. Not my boss, not my wife, not my parents, and so on. I do what I want when I want. What keeps me from being an ass is I care a lot about...
I left my house in Atlanta one day and just drove. I was so frustrated with things I need the freedom. About 2-3 hours south of Atlanta on a country highway there was an old clearly abandoned farm...
Sticking only to current tv shows: Dexter The League The Office Parks and Recreation (back in Jan)
Making the JV basketball team in 1996, my freshman year of high school. I probably haven't worked that hard at something before or since.
Confederacy of Dunces, why?
1) I am non of which I wish to be 2) My mind is my own worst enemy 3) This game called career that society has created is slowly killing me
At work, trying to write something. I bring my thoughts book with me becuase I write best stuff in the morning when I don't want to me at work.
When I was 12 I was shot in the eye by a bb gun. Shooter was at least 30 yards away and 16 years later the bb is still under my eyeball.
so something a little more odd than my other post but still all the way there...I get really turned on when a woman starts asking or telling me to get her pregnant while we're in the act. Very very...
I began drinking socially at 16 and smoeking marijuana. I started smoking marijuana daily in 2001 and that continued until 2006. In that time I pretty much never drank. Once I stopped smoking I...
I got a prescription refill:laughing: ...Once I saw that I typed that and put a smiley face it makes me :sad: ...Now the pills are kicking in and I feel :tongue:
I came to the last page to say prominent noses and was excited to see it already mentioned. I have always wondered why this was. Any ideas?
Watching milk/cream whirl and blend into a cup of hot coffee. Without stirring of course
Today is one of those days that I just want to walk out of work, leaving my life behind and just go. See if I can walk home (coastal NC) from Atlanta. Or possibly just wander around until I have a...
I'm so tired of playying this game. The structure that society weighs so heavy on me and at times I just feel like quitting. This is not how I want to live life. None of this structure is real and...
What is your favorite color? Do you pray to anything at all? Do you ever make jokes to yourself, alone, and then laugh outloud to them? These are things I must know. Welcome to the board
...uninspired and lost
Am I overlooking where I put INFP somewhere in my profile or could you really tell that from the post? I am new to the personality descriptions so what gave me away?
Just stumbled across this website and found it fairly fascinating. It's fun to think of many of the issues that are brought up on this website and I do hope to contribute at some point. Though...'
