'...And that's all I've got to say.
You know what my idea of fun is? Crowds! Just take each bumbling belligerent and put them in a steel box on wheels. Pop some popcorn, sit up on a roof somewhere and watch it dissolve into flaming...
People who hide in my blind spot anytime before my 4-5 hour waking up time allocation and then proceed to talk. People who underestimate my intimate need for coffee to have a considerably less grumpy...
...People who do not know the difference between legality and morality. I'll be over here, guys, hitting my head against a wall, until the overwhelming amount of dumb in my ears fades away...
It's an easy rut to get into, don't worry, especially if you've had the good fortune of running into more people than less who seem to hit the close-to perfect mark. :) Doesn't sound stupid at all,...
I can see where you're coming from, with that. Sometimes a friend will thoroughly misjudge me, but that is when I make a point to recall that they are still human, and still prone to inaccurate...
..Why would anyone want to be the clingy one? The more intense the attachment, the harder it is to deal without that person...and no relationship is permanent. Unless someone dies first, but that's...
My past bosses have generally seen me as a good go-to for technical advice and frank opinions. They tend to like me because I can help to untangle a crappy situation, and tend to catch on pretty...
Where most feel fear, I feel curiosity. Where most feel anger, I feel amusement. Where most feel love, I feel distant. Most people wish themselves different, whereas I simply am different, and don't...
I usually keep to myself, but on the occasion that I am out and about, it is highly dependent on the situation as to how I react. I can carry chit-chat a bit, but I'm small-voiced and usually too...
I know myself too thoroughly to care any whit about what someone says about me when I know that thing to be untrue. Personal perception and bias are funny things...nobody can lack them. Not even...
http://www.soimmature.com/images/sthumb_bang.gif (^ Proper gun joke. Real guns are never funny. Rape is never funny, either. Though thankfully I have yet to encounter many people who would...
Ah, right. I forgot, starving children in Africa would kill for the half-baked utterance of a complete stranger, so I shouldn't feel at all differently. What was I thinking? I don't try to,...
I know it's been said before...but nonsensical verbalization such as: You look like you'd be fun. ...What am I, a roller-coaster? Earth to douche bag: I do not exist for the sole purpose of...
I'd rather... http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/29/128777101221746402.jpg ...at them. And it still sounds retarded, to me.
It makes me sad when native American English speakers cannot properly pronounce their own words. Sad, but mostly, annoyed. Unless you have a speech impediment (Which is a valid excuse), there's no...
Ah, they will pile up, one way or another... :kitteh: Sorry for the late reply, I haven't had much time to myself lately. On topic: Among the things that piss me off: Incomplete...
That improves nothing. :| I do not touch things that I do not know where they have been, and particularly not when I know where they aim to be next. Taneka Hinton: I think I loathe...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-black-kitten-noms-finger.jpg *awkward standing around* No, but it is on my To Do list. Thanks for the reminder. :)
Sigh, head shake. Some people.
Addressing the parts in color... I think those first two parts clash in a statement that supposedly wasn't meant as an argument. If someone is going to say that what I've said is not true, or...
I like movies such as: Mr & Mrs Smith, Bruce Almighty, The Witches of Eastwick, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Up (I identify with that poor old man so much -_-), Mad Money, the...
There are two that I can remember... 1) You are wise beyond your years--One of my teachers during my school years. Maybe high school? 2) You don't need faith because you are faith--Someone in a...
I close my eyes and wait for tomorrow to happen.
I did. You seem to miss my point, however, that generalizations are not a good enough excuse to overlook the exceptions. Saying that you don't have to behave a certain way because most people like...
I'm sorry. Sometimes my silent, shy aloofness makes the water quite murky.
ಠ_ಠ... Ten Characters.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, F**k poetry, I have video games.
... I'm not sure what just happened, but my clothes are rumpled and there's a bad taste in my mouth. Where did I put that Listerine..?
I wish my friends better understood that when I want time alone, nine times out of ten is not related to them or their behavior in any way. Mostly I just want to sit in silence, and enjoy that...
....Uhhh....okay?
Those who tried to bully me did not survive to tell the tale. ...But in all seriousness, I was a loner for a good long portion of school in general. A couple boys tried, once, but I sent them off...
Yes. Cute like hair ribbons and kittens and rainbows and teddy bears. Fact, you say? Proof, please. And if it's going to be a personal anecdote, I'd like to know why it's apparently more valuable...
Games are for children. I've got a world to take over, and I can't be stopping every 5 minutes to kick a smitten male out of my way.
Here's a revelation to behold: No actually means...no. HOLY CRAP. Let's watch that again, in slow motion! http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5022/5821909250_e3db9f2c34_z.jpg Fo serious. It's...
And you're a fool if you let them do it. They can be discouraged, you know. My brothers dog knows to keep his tongue to himself. He just wiggles around instead when I hug him. Also, your sig...
Whoever it was, they were probably an INTP.
Unless you're french kissing the dog, that isn't an issue. Exactly how to you define hugging?
And now that you've quoted it I can't fix it. Thanks. Big help.
You have no soul. I'm just sayin'.
There are many hugs I will tolerate. Not many that I initiate. Even less that I reciprocate. Hugs are not to be endured by strangers at all, or anyone less than good friend personal relationship...
I've walked into stagnant objects and I had plenty of warning that they were there, before. I've asked a waiter, Can I get some dessert? at a restaurant with the dessert menu out in front of me....
It...actually doesn't take much to make me do this. More or less because there are signs everywhere that we are not progressing. We're digressing. And it's frustrating as hell. One of the bigger...
Some of the implied nonsensical ideas I notice when people use language a certain way pisses me off. No choice, for example. Pure, unbridled bullshit. What are they really trying to say? No...
Huh? I thought they were still stuck on psychopath...but then, I haven't gone outside in a deliciously long while.
Contradiction, cha cha cha, contradiction! One would think that if a person were really devoted to you, they would make an effort to stick around...not flee at the drop of a hat. Just don't...
Today, I went to PetsMart to help my brother scout for a new pet kitty (And apparently, hold his dog & stuff for him:rolleyes:). One of the cats in the row of cages they have displayed sported the...
Sorry to burst your bubble, but love doesn't conquer all for everybody. Sometimes, logic and foresight win out over a swarm of brain-chemicals. Loving a person is one thing...seeing yourself being...
There are some songs you just can't sing to yourself in public spaces, no matter how stuck in your head the lyrics are.
I hate people who feel the incessant need to talk, and thus end up often courting the ever-enthralling subject of nothing. You know who I'm talking about. The people who, when things quiet down,...'
