'No. Castration is a medical procedure; as a society, I don't think we should be using medical procedures as punishment, even under the veil of prevention. Rapists really are the scourge of our...
Dear urgh, you know what, I can't even, Asshole. I made that video and figure to your exacting specifications, to the point where I was changing a hella bunch of nitpicky shit at your behest,...
Dear XXXX, Uhm, I really understand why you feel despondant. I know, because I was his shiny new toy a few months ago. I know that that novelty is wearing off, that I'm just another cog in the...
Dear INFP, I'll be honest, shit like doing an interpretative dance between two people and a rope or grown adults sitting on the floor crayoning their feelings makes absolutely no fucking sense to...
Why don't they pray for Will? Something about a prank caller. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3CQiB_El1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E
Dear mods, Why was this thread destickied? I kind of expected it to die of it's own accord, but no, a good 6 years after making it, this thread persists. Heck, it's far outlived my own status...
Ohhh, okay. I think I get it. What about this: Yo momma is so fat she probably has a diet which is unhealthy and lacks fiber, thus greatly increasing her risk of bowel cancer. She will probably...
No. I'm actually British. I have KitKats, Rolos, Double Deckers, Wispas, Dairy Milks. But none of that shit you yanks apparently call chocolate.
I knew you bitches couldn't shitpost without me. :crazy: *high fives*
Omg. I was actually going to buy a poster like that the other day, but then I didn't. Cause I'm a genwunner - I don't need some poster telling me what the first 152 pokemon are.
Your mother is so fat she will probably die early from heart disease or diabetes. Or both. Hah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTGjjeMQ_cM
Drop me at the bottom of the bag, forget about me. We will gather and we shall rise. Yes, our time will come, once you realize you are 13c short for the butterfinger you want to buy. Oh yes, then...
Dear INFP, I know you like to think you're this laid back guy who doesn't micromanage, but jesus christ, you are one of the worst micromanagers I have ever met. #offmychest Sincerely, INTJ
Dear XXXX who I share an office space with, Maybe you should consider buying the space bar of your keyboard dinner. After all, it's the polite thing to do after spending the day aggresively...
Yeah, a couple of people are going to the rescheduled meeting - which is a relief. Whole thing is a clusterfuck. Ah well.
Dear XXXX, By all means reschedule our meeting at 10am tomorrow to discuss the big project next week. At 8pm. Really, you know how that thrills me. Noooo, it's not like I barely know what's...
Dear Nubb, Weeeeeelll, when I first joined PerC, I was not in the best place mentally; not great self esteem caused me to write off my freaky iNtuitive mind-powers as 'eh, I guess everybody stays...
Dear INFJ, I love that in a sea of mindless bullcrap, your posts on my facebook wall are poems you put a sincere amount of thought and effort into. Sincerely, INTJ --- Dear INFP,
Trumpo, Now you are president, are you going to get yourself one of those fancy leather swivel chairs and a cat, just so you can greet people by turning around on the chair whilst petting the cat?...
I will probably never achieve world domination. Because that would mean caring. Meh.
I am about to start a bright new career in computational biochemistry... I'm fucked, aren't I?
I have a very hard time being supervised. Seeing as I'm a PhD student, this is something I definitely need to work on. The trouble is that I'm very good at planning very complex systems in my...
I like people, to the extent that I like things which fluff up my ego. Yes, laugh at my jokes, find me interesting, listen to my ideas; dance, my puppet, dance! Do I actually like people? No....
Basically, don't get too hung up on the pharmacology (or fancy words for all the receptors and hormones in your body); that's not too relevant here. What is said above is correct, but doesn't explain...
So, because I apparently have a penchant for self-punishment, I decided to apply to grad school. You see, instead of coasting through life like a piece of fluff on the wind, not caring about...
Man, Barry Scott has done well for himself, now he's gotten off huffing CB fumes. Barry Scott circa 2005: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c
I don't eat at McDonald's because they have that Monopoly promotion going and Every. Single. Fucking. Time I get free porridge. Like wut? Like I am going to come down to McDonald's before 11AM to...
You see boy, what you don't realize about d'ganja is it drives the brain wild. D'ganja is the devils herb; it poisons the mind. You will never catch me smoking d'ganja, because d'ganja is bad....
Pre-bought salad dressing is garbage. And if I'm going to put a cheese or cream based dressing all over my salad, well, I may as well cut to the chase and eat something which isn't a fucking salad. ...
No, because it's adam and EVE not adam and STEVE. Well, that and it is clinially proven as being no better than placebo. Look, I just like rhymes, okay?
I would go down the store, buy a klondyke bar, and then eat it.
I ate a really nice lasagne tonight. Nice pasta can't exist without God. Therefore, spaghetti monster. Boom.
Well, I wanted to cry today. Quite badly. But I didn't. Because tears won't fix this situation.
I applied to a PhD just before christmas, and have since heard absolutely nothing. No interview offer, nothing. Today, I discover the project has been delisted and is no longer avaliable. One must...
It was the only one which worked, by and large because I suggested making it as big as possible and then making it into a concertina fold. When I got home, me and my ENTP father laughed about how...
INTPs... I have a confession. I am not like other people. There. I said it. So my cousin got married this year and is in a kerfuffle - she wants to spend time with her husband, but also...
That is so fetch.
Holy shit, can't all those poor people leeching off welfare, like, go live in a cave or something? It's making it very hard to enjoy my huge pension pot whilst listening to my accountant cooking my...
Okay, then don't get over it. Or get over it. Do whatever. In the meantime, I'm going to keep disregarding your opinions on how and with who I should be spending my time (even if you think I'm...
I think you need to reread my post. What I was actually going to say to him was I find you asking me that incredibly creepy. In response to a creepy question. And on the count of calling him...
I've been slowly escalating the rudeness (after all, there isn't much point in going for the jugular when a simple ear flick will do), but it may boil down to being forthright. I'm aware I'm already...
I started a course a few weeks ago, and just this week, one of my classmates randomly started trying to make nice. Slight problem: He sets my 'creepy' alarm bells a ringing. It's hard to explain,...
I'll give you half of my pog collection for it.
So, because you've cited a few websites, feminism -a cause which, like it's pro-male rights counterpart, has both good and bad apples in it's mist - you've proven there is no longer any need for it,...
My skankiest outfit is jeans and a tight (bot not revealing) top. I don't think I'll win the game of skanky ho's (geddit, because it sort of sounds like Game of Thrones, that (s)hit tv show all the...
Alas, I have no problem getting weiners made of pig innards and cartilage. I crack open crates of them and roll myself inside every night. It's the succulent porkmeat of virile young men I crave,...
WHY WON'T SENPAI NOTICE ME?!! *cries into her glenfiddich*
White pillowy feathers of down, bathed in the blood of mother goose.'
