'You have the sexiest Morton's Toe I've ever seen said the woman in my dreams.
                    
                        
When my penis enters a vagina, it feels good. Is this inferior Se or is it possible I'm not an INTJ?
                    
                        
http://youtu.be/jqdKv0Vz0sU  Bug.  4/5
                    
                        
Vancome Lady, Antonia and Lorraine.  Also anytime Sasso played Randy Newman.
                    
                        
When I have a crush I accuse her mother of being a hamster and then fart in her general direction.
                    
                        
Thank You notes and handshakes.
                    
                        
Dr. Arden from American Horror Story.  52907  :wink:
                    
                        
I breathe through my urethra, which is why I don't wear underwear.
                    
                        
As long as you're not wearing skinny jeans and ironic T-shirts, you're not a hipster.  Well, at least not of the douchebag sort anyway.
                    
                        
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2FzvTkteQ
                    
                        
I'm very right-schwing  51172
                    
                        
http://youtu.be/FBK75bUacss
                    
                        
I scoop them (memories) out with a spoon and feed them to my dogs if I could.
                    
                        
My Epic list of Director types:   Kubrick - INTJ 5w4 Woody Allen - INTP 6w7 Tarantino - ENTP 7w8 Ken Russell - ENFP 7w6 Tarkovsky - INFJ 5w4 Scorsese - ENFJ 6w5 Brian De Palma - ISTP 7w8
                    
                        
http://thinng.com/system/images/6643/large/i-fucking-hate-clubs.png?1327034839
                    
                        
One of the most robotic, unfunny and uber-serious people I've ever known was an (admittedly depressed) ENFP.  Just thought I'd throw that out there...
                    
                        
Underground Bunker...
                    
                        
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8nm6peFvow     LOL... Misogyny.    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLDQVLuBbiw
                    
                        
Sorry, INTJs would never cry over pitiful emotional pablum such as 'love'.   Which means your friend is most likely an ISFJ.
                    
                        
Sometimes, I *read* the book while *listening* to it's audiobook.  Tends to keep me more focused while drowning out unwanted noise.
                    
                        
Your score: 24  I honestly thought my score would be higher. I've always thought of myself as a fairly 'emotionally intelligent' INTJ.  Guess I've just been deluding myself. Oh, well... wouldn't...
                    
                        
ENFP- cuz they fun and sexy  INFP - cuz they quiet and sexy  ENTP - cuz they mean and sexy   Bonus:  INFJ - cuz they creepy...and sexy
                    
                        
I thought INTJs were supposed to be freaks in the sack? Real demented sickos.   I'm getting a vision of INTJ foreplay...     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y4vSWvgCoo
                    
                        
Zerkalo  Days of Heaven  2001: ASO  Stroszek  Stalker
                    
                        
Samuel Beckett - The entire story is a rambling monologue given by Bella as she covers topics ranging from her chaotic consciousness  and unconscious impulses to her constipation and immobility. She...
                    
                        
I'm surprised you get along with INTJs. Whenever I attempt to converse with ISTJs, it usually goes something like this:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4
                    
                        
Someone in distress:  http://cultofmac.cultofmaccom.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dawson-crying.jpg  Me: ...
                    
                        
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhaWNbDOX9Y   There's probably a reason why this show was forgotten...
                    
                        
I walk out the door and I'm immediately depressed.  Something about seeing people in sunlight... Disturbs me.
                    
                        
All I heard while reading this:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
                    
                        
Hunter S. Thompson
                    
                        
There's an ENFP out there and I have a toe tag with her name on it.
                    
                        
As a child, when people would say Oh, he's so cute!, I would typically respond with Don't look at me! or I would simply wave my index finger in front of their face and say No
                    
                        
Is this about thinking out loud to yourself (alone) or just thinking out loud to anyone who will listen?  Obviously an extravert would do the latter, but I wouldn't think it unnatural for an...
                    
                        
I got myself a custom made fleshlight - It looks like one of the sandworms from Dune.
                    
                        
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k
                    
                        
I had a Tumblr for awhile, mainly to keep tabs on an old special ladyfriend, disturbed maladjusted guy that I am.  It all sort of fell apart when I mocked her accusations of 9/11 being a vast...
                    
                        
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3WmEaaICwM
                    
                        
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cvo4jwbe8wE/S3g9I1M3nBI/AAAAAAAADko/RN4V80hMSQw/s400/Moulin+Rouge+1.jpg     If you go into a Tarkovsky film looking for 'plot', that's your fault.  I guess there's...
                    
                        
Jess: ENFx  Nick: ISTP  Schmidt: ESFJ  Winston: ISFP  CeCe: ESTP
                    
                        
In Elton John's Crocodile Rock, I always thought he sang I had an oblong Chevy and a dress of my own   The actual lyrics:  Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own.
                    
                        
INTJ  I find Nancy Grace hilarious.
                    
                        
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu3KowzfJdQ
                    
                        
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxtkUy0yrr8
                    
                        
Diary of a Country Priest, Last Year at Marienbad and pretty much anything by Jean Pierre Melville.'