'A coworker and I were bored today and decided to take an online MMPI-2 test. He tested pretty normal, however I was rather lazy in my answers and tested fairly high as a crazy person. Since one of...
Sorry grandma.
Badass drummer, and early-onset programmer. Beloved by my fellow bandfags, and hated by my teachers. Once my band instructor (class-oriented band class, not extra-curricular bandfaggery) ripped up my...
People who commit crimes that are punishable by execution in the US are typically damaged by society since their childhood. Instead of killing the unlucky people who weren't skilled enough to learn...
I may be cynical, but then that would make you naive. What you're suggesting is what you've been conditioned to believe. Government does not exist to make my life better any more than it exists to...
You have a very shallow perspective of reality. Someday when you leave your parents' safety you'll realize that not only does the government not care to solve your problems, but neither do your...
SPs are a lot more fun in the bedroom. They're willing to play games, unlike SJs that require bedroom activities to be by the book.
I experience a mini panic attack when my alarm goes off in the morning, jolting me out of bed to shut it off. The trick is to place your alarm away from your bed so you're forced into a vertical...
I exist because the youngest children of two families married, copulated, and produced me. Ugh, there's no correct or incorrect answer to this question because it requires subjective perspectives....
The Old Testament rules are valid, regardless of the context, including all the OTHER commandments in Leviticus and elsewhere. If I need to find the bible verse that backs this up I will, but it's...
Commandment #6: Thou shalt not kill. It doesn't matter who kills who, it's immoral to kill regardless of the reason. Killing as a penalty for killing is killing regardless. Furthermore, Jesus...
When I was a child in Catholic school and my words failed me I was told loudly so the other children could hear that it's because I'm an evil liar. Now that I'm much older I'm fully aware that when...
You're either under 18, or an incredibly stupid person.
I was bullied by teachers in high school who didn't like me or my family. My band instructor ripped up a test in class once because I shivered. He gave me in-school suspension because I showed...
Religion is the science that cave men created to understand why the Sun comes back up in the morning, and explain where cave men go when they stop moving and breathing. It became more sophisticated...
Keep in mind the region and time period the bible was written. Most of the scripture started as verbal history passed down the generations, the rest are translational changes to the original. Many of...
Agnostic. Most people don't realize that space-time is a computation grid, and consciousness is a function.
How do we vet our instincts? Experience. I follow my hunches when I have them, or I follow my stomach when I don't. Sometimes my hunch is it's time for lunch. I had an experience like that...
What about INTJs and spelling?
I like the ones with big boobs. Wait, what were you asking for again?
It's super easy. You have to literally show them. Because if they can't see it, they won't believe it. And sometimes, as in bad calls in sports games, even if they see it they won't believe it! ...
Both my brother and I were neglected. My brother was an attention seeker, I avoided attention. My brother (INFJ) sought attention as a result of his neglect. I avoided attention, so that I...
SJs are supposed to be our natural enemies. Their needs for concrete order can come into conflict with NT needs for structured freedom. NTs and SJs can get along really well until the NT forgets that...
I can relate to your childhood. Mine didn't include alcohol and physical violence, however it included a bipolar parent, an uncaring court system, emotional/psychological abuse, and resulted in my...
I recently used a good argument killer with a so-called christian. Once you have your chance you ask them: Since you're so pious you must know God's name, right? Sometimes they'll concede with...
lulz Suicide == Marriage
Guilt, like all other emotions is very situation-oriented. I feel a tremendous amount of guilt for knowing better as a child but not acting upon it out of fear. That, in combination with many...
The gaps aren't that difficult to deal with, except when you're confronted with an individual who insults you over your ignorance. There are two ways I've found to deal with such a person: 1) Feign...
My wife is an ENFP. The best example I can give is how sometimes I just need to run away to my basement lab. She's fine with this as long as I hug her whenever she wants a hug, which is very...
The neighbor dog always barks at me when I smile.
Whenever people come to my door to collect donations I give them an uncomfortable stare, like I'm looking right through them. It's like they get lost for a moment, and then I smile and ask a question...
Sit in a vibrating massage chair while listening to theta wave meditation music. Completely natural awesome high. Play some 360. Pet the cats. Pet the wife. Drink Mt Dew. Watch Peep Show. Add new...
My grandfather was lied to by his mother and step-father as to who his biological father was. He found out at the age of 35 when he and my grandmother were trying to adopt their first child (after...
Gotta drown out all the noise one way or another.
I was tested at the age of 10 resulting in an IQ of 165, later tested at 20 resulting in an IQ of 187. I put no faith in IQ scores as a measurement of general intelligence. As a child I was...
I avoid females unless I'm directly related to them, or related via law. Historically females have attempted mating with me regardless of my relationship status, and as a result they aren't to be...
My mother recently requested that I remove all content from my FB page. Regardless of my age I still do what she asks, because she's my mother and I'll set a bad precedent if I stop respecting my...
19861 My insides are on fire.
Oh, make the noise stop. Please.
He's probably overworked, tired and horny. That was me in college. When I got enough sleep and reproductive activities I was fine. I was the INTJ type who would always say I'm fine which was...
Watching people cry makes me laugh. Why is this? Because people made me cry daily as a child, and I can still feel the bats, rocks and fists hitting me as an adult.
The only reason for that crap is to keep your slaves from running away. ...whoops, did I say slaves? I meant 'family'.
There is very little on this planet that makes me happy. I consider myself to have more in common with Lobo than people I meet. The world WOULD be better off without humans.
I'd prefer as late in the timeline as possible. I would start my new life as a serial killer, and murder the wealthy for their cash in England. Using the money I obtained through murder I...
What's happening in the US right now is frightening. Back in the 60's we setup something like NHS, but only gave it out to the elderly. Parts of our congress now want to dismantle that system, and...
I'll provide an addendum to contrast my view of Europe with the US. I've only visited Europe 4 times in my life, and every experience was picture perfect. One time on my trip to France my luggage...
The answer is both simple and complicated. The simple version is that we have too many stupid lazy people allowed to vote. The complicated version stems from the public consciousness in the US....
I'm getting pretty close to that too. My education and work experience are much more portable than my wife's, and she doesn't want to leave the midwest. The US is a horrible place to live, and I'm...
My wife and I were denied medical insurance for the 3rd time. Medica didn't like my BMI, Health Partners didn't like my appendectomy, and BCBS didn't like that I have sleep apnea. My wife was denied...
Perhaps we need to try one of the fractal, or entropic models. They can model such substructures. The trouble is in gathering the evidence for it to scale from QM to Cosmology. We'd need to gather a...'
