'Ultimately, my ideal day wouldn't be about doing specific things so much as being able to stretch time and drop in/out of a specific time span whenever I please. It would definitely be a Saturday. I...
I'm all at once VERY interested in music while seeming simultaneously uninterested in everyone else's music. I can spend all day compiling lovely music into a playlist that will be completely...
I have problems dressing sometimes, but I recognize my issue is the polar opposite of most INTPs. I'm more of a Dandy Wanna-be who is starting to have trouble making mature, refined decisions when...
I used to have a really fantastic memory that other people depended on, but was also pretty absent-minded. That's all gone now. I can't remember someone's name if it's told directly to me, but if I...
Whenever other INTPs are having a rational, logical or academic discussion and all I want to do is interject with trite jokes written in troll-speak for my own personal amusement, I doubt my...
THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJHGxtmKO84
Life. I'm slowly retreating into a coma as I write this.
It has taken a me lifetime of demeaning, dodging, and outright fleeing all things Ordinary to finally arrive at becoming the Basic bitch I am today.
I don't know if I experience the world on mute so much as that I take a detached view of experiences, storing much of the fun and emotion away for later reflection. For instance, I went on a...
Does Not Compute. When do INTPs ever talk about themselves in excess (besides here on PC amongst fellow Cylons)? Q: When do INTPs stop cataloging/considering ideas, concepts, and all variables? ...
If the breakup was initiated by me: I'm fine, and had already well prepared myself for the change. At certain future intervals, I will wonder if I've made the right decision. If the breakup...
double post :rolleyes:
This clumsy trait of which you speak is entirely foreign to me. I'm quite nimble, and if anything, I tend to point out how other people can avoid being clumsy. This may be due to the fact that I...
This does not happen to me. I know of certain things that can make me cry, but I don't ever get random urges to seek them out so that I can have a therapeutic bawling session.
I don't cook, so everything I want from the grocery store is either a basic necessity (toothpaste, toilet paper) or a snack/luxury (ice cream, olives, fancy cheese, fruity pebbles). The grocery store...
What if your pets could talk? Would you still let them watch you masturbate? What if we could see our farts and they came in different colors? Would we as a society make social bonds based on...
A patient and caring but wily shape-shifting humanoid of non-demonic origin, willing to repeatedly change form every 60 days into whatever age, race, height, body and/or personality type that I...
I enjoy eating with friends as much as I enjoy eating alone. I never thought about it before, but I guess having above-average enough manners to eat in public is a prerequisite of my friendship.
I don't stutter. I DO do this weird thing where I invert the first pronounceable letters of a pair of words (like dain bramage or mime prinister), but I believe that's classified as something...
I know that the optimal timing one should use for mixing from one song to another is somewhere between 2:15 and 3:00 minutes. Most of the time, I love a song so much that I get lost in it and can't...
Thanks for posting this question. It's something I'd love to know about too. I have an 8tracks account, but I've never posted anything because I don't like their rules. I don't always have 8...
I don't feel as though I intentionally hurt people. I've found that even if I'm trying to be friendly I'll end up saying something really wrong, so I tend to keep quiet so as not to blurt out...
My earliest memory is of being 2 years old and lost at midnight in a downtown neighborhood, with my mother already 3 miles away before realizing I wasn't with her. I managed that situation...
Although I braved the crowds at a couple of stores and have a list of things I want, I barely bought anything because I'm filled with Holiday Apathy. Technically, I bought a USB hub and a hat at a...
Jesus. because Jesus.
In order to talk to another INTP face-to-face simply stand side-by-side while staring out of a sporadically reflective window while riding on a moving train. Both parties should carry at least one...
My favorite word, slang word, or phrase changes often, like my favorite song. This week it's the term The Wet Shits. An example sentence would be: This Halloween cutout is supposed to be a...
If I had any kind of follow-through (and was more of an extrovert) I would be fluent in every language that I've tried to learn. Unfortunately, I'm only fluent and literate in English, my mother...
Ok, then if that's the case, and you're not crushing on a particular girl from the internet who may also possibly be an ENTJ, then everything you're feeling right now is ok and perfectly normal in an...
I agree, but only to a point. I think it's perfectly fine to let yourself experience THE FEELS in a abstract manner, but what we seem to be missing here is that he stated that he doesn't even know...
I am not a flake. If I make an agreement that I will attend something, then I will. If I tell you that I'm not interested in going to something, then I will set your expectation that I may not or...
I'm definitely messy, and most of the time I feel that it's because I don't have enough room/storage. I actually go through stages where my place makes me feel like a total slob and I clean, but it...
I smoke pot every once in a while, but it's usually like playing Russian Roulette. There are times when it turns out great and it's all giggle fits, creative visualization, and funny movies/anime. At...
You should've worked in a See you in another 7 years! with that final statement, but good on you for dismissing that mofo with style and ease.
If someone left a baby, a puppy, or a kitten on my doorstep I would keep it for one or two weeks and name it. Although, I wouldn't be able to nurse a newborn, so I'd probably have to shorten the...
My materialistic wishlist changes and grows every day, and while would take delight in outlying such things as a sunny, modern 3-bedroom home, or an Audi R8, or an 80-inch 4K resolution...
I was obsessed with the story of Icarus for a while.
I have 3 vices: the Internet, Shopping, and that other thing I never ever talk publicly about doing.
Yes - Just like music, I need to assign scents to my mood/current personal style concept. I do that mostly on a seasonal basis, picking some new scent for Spring/Summer vs. Fall and Winter. Also,...
I'm reading this post.
That is an impossible request.
I've only ever felt Vulcan when amidst those in hysterics, or when I have reached the void between anger and blind rage.
i used to have that ability too, but I lost it a couple years ago due to a mental/emotional block that I installed. When I had it, I could regress to access the files. First, I used music and...
Regarding #1: Yes, but this only happens to me when I am angry. i. a.: If I feel that my hands can type fast enough, I create a grid in Excel to attempt to capture the variables before they...
When I'm in the shower
Appropriate on all levels: https://lh5.ggpht.com/WYd0V92s_4d9i-hKDXn7d9am7qqWaneabRGWzadbEus6UtIFMG_3vwDypBSjrVNMbao
Life is like a fuckin plastic fuckin bag, drifting through the fuckin wind, now I have to motherfuckin' start a-fuckin-gain.
I'm somewhat of a picky eater in that I care A LOT about what I eat, but I don't make a point of investigating nutritional facts. I don't cook because I don't have the attention span for it, and if...
OP, you bring up an interesting theory. When I was a lot more creative, I used to think in a more visual sense - in scenes, pictures, and sometimes motion. If I needed to extend the...'
