'I studied political science, and now I'm a nursing assistant. Don't waste your money on something that won't get you employed. Study that shit on weekends if you must. I'm now going back for my ccna...
god, I hate being vulnerable in front of people. So the story is that he showed up drunk, 6 1/2 hours after saying he was on his way home, only to explain himself by ripping you a new one? I'm...
I learned how to hack from swordfish. No one can touch these skillz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUY8HysBzsE edit: spelling.
Team fortress 2 has been my weapon of choice for a while. Before that it was Battlefront 2. I tend to stick to the older consoles that have already gone through the weeding out of bullshit games so...
Bachelors with a bunch of other classes that I didn't use. In January I'm starting classes for network admin, which is just a few certificates.
chronic apathy is the worst kind of disease. I suffer it frequently too. Your best bet is just to cure the boredom until something comes up that you like. I have found that I enjoy video games very...
>find people >ask their name >ask their major >continue asking stupid, mundane shit until you find something in common >beer, drink it. Lots.
It helps to develop points but that's about as far as it goes. Every once in a while you'll find someone who is as willing to listen to the other side of the argument as you are. Often times with...
smoke weed. Well, not lately but when I can.
If god was an intp, it would simply mean that he is self-depricating with a better sense of humor and some zany intuition. But my disbelief has nothing to do with his personality type.
All of the fucking time. Usually I relive moments in the past or hypothetical situations. Or if I'm trying to develop a theory, I'll debate with myself, taking both sides as objectively as possible....
I am just like you with confrontation. This was until I became a squadleader for 2 years. I learned to be a dickhead. Honestly, make them do something they hate and give them your poker face....
I've dated nothing but infj's and my best friends have always seemed to be infj's. I don't go actively seeking them out but they are the people I am drawn to most often. In short, you guys rock!
ESFP females are drawn to me by the groves. It took a while but I think it is because I approach women with the mindset that they NEVER EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX, EVER. I know this isn't true completely...
You owe me a new fucking keyboard. laughed so hard.
The glass had water in it until I knocked it off of the counter, shattering into a million pieces and cutting my feet into a bloody mess. We need a new cup.
proclaiming that I should get my head examined because I'm going to kill someone due to my lack of empathy is very unchill, or as it is referred to in workaholics, loose butthole. My...
It would seem that the two posts below the one I posted have a hard time thinking in a chill way. I had no intentions of killing people because of lack of empathy. I meant staying out of prison in...
I have to an extent. My mind definitely still has some programming from boot camp ~5 years ago. Some fireworks went off near my house close to July 4th of this year. It was about 4 bangs from black...
I have an infp friend who I'm relatively close to. He is MUCH better at people and talking to girls especially. I call him the shaman because of his spirituality. It's not normal religion or anything...
You should be worried for your life. We are plotting to take over the world starting with your household. Don't ask me why we picked you. Some people's luck is worse than others. But honestly,...
I have the pandora station for every one of these guys plus many more. Birbiglia, Oswalt, Bill Burr and Bill Hicks are a few more of the greats. It seems as though intuitives make great comedians....
every christmas for a minute or two. Pepper the experience with some relatively safe jokes about a mutual topic and then off to my world again. If you feel like they don't feel as though you like...
Welcome to the world of an intp my dude. So that it seems legit, I can remember the most chilling moment I have had like this. I was with one grandmother when another died, like that day....and she...
They should just improve their senses of humor. I guess that would rule them out of politics though.
I actually went through a phase around sophomore year of calling it poli-game. I found it more suiting but no one got it. It really should be insulting to the other *actual* sciences.
...and poli sci. We don't do any work until law school.
I'm going to have to agree with those stating that it's compartmentalizing. If anything, he's probably ashamed of them in front of you. I dated an infj once and hated it when she would have to mingle...
I crashed on a friends couch the first year, my own apartment sophomore year (or other freshman year), 3 roommates the next year and by myself ever since. I'm about to get a roommate again and am...
I have typed 4 of my good friends as infj's. That seems a bit weird as I've heard you guys are pretty rare but for some reason ALL of my best friends have been one of you guys. Keep up the good...
This has been my experience as well. I dated one for a little while. I'll probably never another INT. Dating a pretty similar replica of yourself with a magnifying glass for your flaws is no way to...
These are the first thoughts to always go through my head when I hear that. Spot on.
that is the weirdest thing I've heard about one of us in a while. I tend to freak out when I get too close to people too but I know better than to ruin a good thing. It definitely sounds like the guy...
Oh, you didn't hear? We're (cough), they're letting in females now. And I thought it had to do something with anarchy and what-not but maybe I missed something.
My mother never let he or I watch it, so I doubt he has an opinion. Mom on the other hand thinks everything is a liberal conspiracy to take over the world or someshit, so more than likely, she does....
We're going to need a lot of gas and matches if that be the case. And I do see them as liberal, however I also see them as relatively moderate too. I guess that means I'm first to burn. Come on in...
So I was just involved in a pretty crazy debate with my dad, which I thoroughly enjoyed due to his inability to be offended by me. He accused me of being a flaming liberal because of Stephen...
A good friend of mine got a job at Disney World as a safari truck driver. He loved it and still works part time to get passes. Look at that and lego land. Possibly start looking at ski resorts in...
I'm down for some kinky shit but necrophilia isn't in the cards any time soon. And I guess it's not obvious from my profile pic but my horrible lack of style and awkward attraction for the other sex...
1. Pulse 2. Vagina 3. From the looks of my dating situation, my standards are still too high. Ew, which item goes next?
I've found emotionally healthy-ish esfp's to be great. They usually don't judge my odd quirks and are great for getting out of my head. I'm actually about to go to the pool with a bunch of...
“Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.” -I.J. Reilly thanks * 1000 if I could.
I know it's old and lame but I tripped balls recently and watched this for the first time. It was kind've cool sometimes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHoN-RYA-dM
I love glomping people.
But instead of buildings, he's crushing cell phones and other helpless gadgets. :P
That or somewhere between being incredibly weird and a giant asshole. Although to be fair, most of the females that (I think) are attracted to me are esfp's.
the guy sounds unstable. Maybe you're the one in love with a crazy person...
There are some pretty interesting regulars on here that make this a decent internet forum. Yea, it's a circlejerk but it's our circlejerk.
Promethea doesn't shop, she hunts. PIc related:
Lol, I used to as well. I got sick of having a shit-ton of cookies, milk and gummie candies when I wanted real food. This gave me a chuckle.'