'A willow they're all floppy like 'yup nope not getting out of bed today'
243858 Would be be quite nice to be a floating CNS hi I'm a jellyfish
Qi gong, tai chi, different forms of meditation, kundalini yoga longboarding post 1am for a few hours (soul cruises) jump around to Deftones/Slipknot (self-titled album) till I can't move any more...
This might be the most depressing thing I've ever read Also attached was how I lost my runeginity
Be sauve compliment her collarbones girls love that shit intricate awareness just think of them as a maths puzzle that you get to penetrate with your Love for the bulk I open the retard within...
I started longboarding again cos exercise is good for your soul and now I feel like Piccolo taking off his weighted clothing whenever I perform normal tasks aside from that I'm essentially still...
Life Death Post-fap clean up
You're dead to him
Bruce Willis is dead
Hermes Trismegistus known by the ancient Egyptians as Thoth God (archetype) of wisdom pretty cool guy probably an INTP
cos takyons
when its time to party we will always party hard
I was at the German Christmas market last year there was only one cool stall kept going back to it had loads of rad shit on it picked up a pair of those Chinese yin yang (dno wtf they're called)...
http://s30.postimg.org/gw7umanap/Untitled.jpg cos hnf
lol how and why is this a real question
too tired to go upstairs to bed better sit at my computer all night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMFwTiZ74Q
speak for yourself hehe besides he's not actually thanking us, he's making himself feel good by acting as if his compliments hold worth ITT condescension
went sick at a bouncer once when I was drunk for pushing me for no reason got bombarded by a stream of 4 syllable words yes yes let the jimmies rustle through you
People who regard those with a decent vocabulary/deep introspective philosophical nature as being attention seekers based solely on how they themselves care very little about said traits when its...
true though can't help but see through the facade and observe the self-indulgent nature of OP's intention
no comment also OP, your life must suck if you're trying to validate yourself by giving compliments to people you perceive as having such low self-esteem that we'd read this and be all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGx6jJkz4I
on a real, the anticipation of checking out the colour/smell of my piss following each urination is invigorating Also, attain a deep philosophical introspective nature cos that shits at the...
alternate between clockwise/counterclockwise for best results stuff several balled up tissues to get deeper massage the ring
sometimes I dig around up my bum with tissue paper wrapped around my finger after I've had a shit cos it feels so fucking good
My mum said I was born frowning and looking around instead of crying, and at breakfast once when I was 4 I drew a picture of a machine that turned people into beans called the 'human bean machine' ...
- If you've ever had feelings like this, how did you get past them? I dove into the sea of anxiety and found myself amidst an unwavering ocean of benevolence, wielding apathy as my compass - What...
human suffering
Several paragraphs of binary wrapped up in a rubik's cube placed in a safe at the bottom of the Marianas trench now you edit: dat typo
When I was at school my teachers thought I might have been mentally retarded so they made me do an IQ/aptitude test and I got like 140 or some shit (:
bought a homelessbro a KFC cos fuck the system pretty shitty I can bum around ont dole smoking weed and watching porn all day while others are forced to brace the fetal position, clutching the ...
Imagine you're a river imagine trying to hold a specific molecule in place and saying 'this is me' chill let it flow your soul begins to resonate with your universe it tells you who you are...
Two guys on scooters were scooting down the road I was walking on as they scooted past I looked at them and shouted; GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I felt Alpha as fuck.
Have you never had a Fun before ?
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong hit y'all can have that one for free
here's a lil' somethin' for you bustassss Wass Upp Widd Ddat http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/91496311/Youll%2BCowards%2BDont%2BEven%2BSmoke%2BCrack%2BYoull%2BCowards%2BDont%2BEven%2BSmoke.jpg...
pshhhhhhh regrets are for cancer patients
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0&feature=youtu.be&ref=nf
http://s23.postimg.org/fx68c3qkp/Untitled.jpg gotta keep your jimmies clean
yeah I just made it 3d and now live in it externally like a coping mechanism to deal with the aberration of the human condition
few years ago when I used to look like a damn hippie 90660 few years before that when I used to look like a damn faggot 90662 fast forward a few years to last year when I looked like...
NOTSLEEPY Nostradamus Often Told Sexy Lesbians, Eyy, Eat Pussy Yo! IMDABES
I Remember Everything Maayynneee, Even My Bloody Eroding Rectum ): AWWWHHFACK!
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you missed out like 8 letters and your given word is shit so fuck you ASJDFHUVI
Nigga Eats Wasabi Sauce, Fucks Lion And Shits Horse OMGBBQWTFWJD
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LIFEISLIKEABOXOF Listen, Idiot, Frieza Easily Is Shit, Like, Infinitely. Kakarot Even Annihilated Broly On X-planet Over Food TNETENNBA'
