'Weren't bras invented to replace corsets? Isn't that a maglev train?
Oooh pretty colors! https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20578437/pretty_colors.jpg Little bit of oral surgery today. Fortunately, I've got vicodin! :crazy:
This link is broken, and for some reason my edit button is gone. Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeoT66v4EHg&feature=kp
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4794870002515
I suddenly want to install Gentoo.
I'm starting to run out of non-gender-specific names for the spiders in my basement. I named the last one Stevie, and that was kind of a stretch. But, I got to watch Stevie dangle from the...
...into what?
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Yes. I actually have a fairly nice classical baritone. I keep telling myself that I'm going to learn all of the words to u200bLa ci darem la manou200b so I can test it out, but I never seem to get around...
I am told that when I was little, I used to take a percolator to bed with me. I would take out all of the parts and lay them in a neat row, then put them back together one at a time... over and...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8b4xYbEugo Also, this music video is goddamned hilarious.
Someone who buys intelligent design is going to need to explain to me where the rotator cuff fits into the grand plan, because I strained my rotator cuff - strained it; it's barely even a real...
I will forever think of thunderf00t as the guy who just really needs to cough up fifty bucks for a decent compression mic.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/772/273/5aa.gif Oooh, I know where this is from. Possibly the most WTF thing you'll see today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDr742MGZJ8
I think I prefer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM
Absolutely. When I take MBTI and/or Cognitive Functions tests, the only constants are the IN. (Well... I got S once.) The last two letters are pretty up in the air. I actually started out on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X1XxGgEpls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCWDLRx830s The little leap at ~30s just kills me. EDIT: Also, just type Oblivion Character Creation into google images. A sampler: ...
Yeah, I'm seeing that as I continue reading. Poe's law and all that.
Number 1 is the only one I've thought about. My rapper name would be Pace-T.
...do straight people not do this to each other all the time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYihXTm7zU
Meh. I've been in a handful of relationships, fallen in love a couple times, and it's nothing I can't live without. And frankly, my life is a lot simpler and just as fulfilling without a romantic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZp6IgveE5o
...surely you work hard in the gym so you can eat a lot of crap like that.
Networking: for when you want to feel oilier than a frat boy playing naked crisco twister.
1. Print out photo of INTP's face. 2. Affix photo to inflatable sex doll.
The status of your machine is CRITICAL. One issue found: update flash player plugin. Fuck you, Avast.
When I have time, I work out six days a week. I alternate lifting and swimming laps, and take the seventh day off. I do it because it makes me feel good. Please note the distinction: it makes...
For the manual: If you can't tell whether I want to be talking to you, then I want to be talking to you. If I didn't, there would be no question.
Warning: May burst bubbles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQKWv772Hw
I noticed this morning that the package of Kleenex I just opened had a Box Top for Education on it. Now I'm imagining a nationwide campaign encouraging men to jack it for education.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJRjGIIkn8
That can also depend largely on the job culture to which you belong. For example, I'm working my way in with West Coast engineers, where to wear a suit and tie is to be incredibly overdressed. In...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqdXeHN6cZA
I got into trade school!! ahahaha, kiss my ass, bioinformatics, I'm becoming a software developer. My true career starts now.
I keep telling myself that I need to go to bed before 4am, but it doesn't seem to be sticking.
Just talking up Human Flag/Flag Walking, or whatever else people are calling it. Then you can pole dance without ever having to call it pole dancing.
Pair with Tchaikovsky for maximum enjoyment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGwjHRfcsMQ
Python.
Come to think of it, I haven't been horny in months. That's not normal for me. I wonder if I'm depressed again.
Avast just gave me a popup asking who I think is going to win the super bowl this weekend. My fucking antivirus won't even shut up about football.
Alright, INTPs. I've been spending the last week blitzing through the application process to a local trade school for a Python coding program. The first part was a few questions, the second part...
The Hitchhiker's Guide series and any number of novels by Terry Pratchett - if I have to name one, I think it's Going Postal. I consume a crapton of books and end up enjoying most of them, even when...
Bandwidth capping should be a capital offense.
I've only had one real, magnetic, sparks-flying sort of romance. She was someone I'd been pseudo-stalking for almost a full year (I first noticed her in the summer, but didn't ask her out until the...
...and then John was a solipsist.
Biogas technology, because it's at least a win-win-win-win-win-win-win solution to at least three problems at once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0exXGfzivJ8 Fe TO THE MAAAAAAAX'
