'Haha! Zippy do wah.......leave
Oh, don't worry, I want to blow up everyone equally. (it's how I make friends. I don't understand why they go away so quickly!)
I saw what you said in gray man dude. It don't matter if fear admits that you own here, cause you don't. I do. Now shhh. Admit that I own, and stop posting.
Oh hi Kyo! Yeah, I heard that there were a bunch of no good muckety mucks, mucking up my mucking thread. I've just come in to brush away the trash. Please get in the big black plastic bag, and don't...
Hey! The hyper cube is mine! MINE! You don't look at it, you don't pray to it, you don't even so much as sniff at it! Do you understand. you blind, dirt living, soil licking, fluff ball? I'd threaten...
ok then.....How bad do you want it? Here is the deal, stop posting and let me win. And I will send you all of my strawberry twizzlers. Deal?
Now that we have that out of the way........Twizzlers anyone? (I have strawberry, and strawberry, oh and there's some strawberry around somewhere too.)
Hey! What the hell is this? I thought I won this thing already. What are you guys still doing here? Get out! Now!
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT! It's not yours, it's MINE! I swear....one of these days.....
NO! Not now. My evil plan.........you guys could just GO AWAY, ya know. Then you won't have to see this thread. Geez, I never knew my evil plan would be so hard to grow.
Yes, I will see that he is properly cared for. If there are no other minions left, well, I guess we'd have to call that the retreat. I'd send him back to you, before I disappear. He'd be doing just...
That may be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. *tear drops on cheek*
Hey you guys, lets have less chatter in here now. Infermiera and I still have some dickering to do. Mr. Meepers you stand still up there, where you can be properly looked at. Quit playing with Aubbs...
This is not MindSlinger, it's Me. He doesn't know I'm doing this, so leave him be. Anyway, I claim the win in his place. I might make him whip you with a whip soaked in salt brine if you get lippy.
Yes, but it wasn't really all that painful. Let's try it again.
Not!
Then kindly stand over there and keep quiet!
Cause I don't wanna! I wanna be the only winner! NOW NOW NOW! *stomps feet, n holds breath*
I'm pretty sure you were not invited into this negotiation. However, if you have minions that may be for rent, then please, place them on the stage so that we may check them over for quality.
Oh, no worries. I will use but not abuse. I have an evil plan to take over this entire world, starting with this very thread. If you allow me to use Mr. Meepers in the furthering of this goal, you...
Mr. Meepers Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! This conversation is about you, not to you. Hush now, and let your overlords do business.
Wut? I'd be really upset bout that if I actually wanted a hug from a filthy cat. Still, I think I'll take one of your legs and start calling you tripod. I'm in negotiations for control of a minion...
Ok that's alright then. Can I borrow Mr. Meepers so I can use his minion skills for a while?
I'll pay you for the right to use him as my minion. How bout it? What'll it take? Everyone's got their price. How bout a big gooey chocolate chip cookie? You know, the soft kind that gets your...
Prove it!
Oops? What, did something fall out?
You are not enlightened. If you were enlightened you would just go away! Please be enlightened. I wanna win this thing damnit! I never win anything. It's just so unfair.
Me obviously. :tongue:
Unbelievable! None of you has won. You just refuse to see the truth. I will point it out directly......I win! That is incontrovertible proof.
I just hope that you guys will eventually see that I am most suited to win this thing. I was born to win this thing. I have it tattooed on my ass. I will show it to you guys if you want to see it....
Hey, what's everyone talking about? No never mind. Don't tell me. I'll just go back and read.
You guys suck at being evil. It works best when you throw it in everyone's faces. Then they get to protest and make you feel all warm fuzzy about how evil you are.
My plan to not get killed, silly.
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq263/fattredd/EvilFace.jpg I am so, so happy that my plan worked. I feel much safer now. Erm......can we go back to my evil plan now?
I tried, but I can't get my puter or my iPad in it. Even my mouth isn't that big. Show me how.
Lol. No, I was playing. Also when I said wut? I like to keep people confused. It helps make them forget to kill me. Have you forgotten about killing me yet? Cause I was hoping you would not...
Wut?
Thanks! Love the love!
Well look, there's no need to get all violent about this thing. I don't really care to be killed just now. I can re-think the whole world domination thing. Ok? Ok, I have re-thought the whole world...
Heh! I thought that had gone unnoticed. Thanks man!
Uh.....Human man....You have to speak in human. We can't understand you with you mewling all over the place.
Spam? Isn't that like, emails from advertisers n stuff? How do you eat that?
Are you crying? Crying???? There is no crying in evil world domination! Alright Aubbs give Kyo some milk and cookies, then meet me in my trophy room. We've got work to do. (don't worry about bringing...
No! It is most certainly not ok. I need minions if I am to succeed. Don't you understand? There are bigger things at stake. We start here in this thread. I take it over. Then we take all of PerC in...
Idk, I'm just not feeling the love guys. It used to seem like, idk like you guys cared about me and my utter take over of this domain. My evil plan seemed in such harmony with y'alls pointless...
I have to take a nap now, because I need to be sharp for this thing. So, look.....Nobody post for a while. I mean it! I will know if you do.
Too late. Haven't you been paying attention? Geez! I hate it when pretenders think they can just say things.
Alright, well look....We can work together on this thing, but you'll have to share the cookies. I'm afraid it's a deal breaker.
I am tempted to be offended, but that is such a pretty move, you get points for posting it. *goes back to happy dreams of minions and thread domination now*
Thanks man. Yeah, I think you can make it disappear whether you have convinced your brain you have the warning or not. Like a three year old with a gun, I proved it later that same year. I stopped...'
