'Aw, not again. Preferably said as deadpan as possible while staring at an unavoidable death.
Hah, I thought I caught a Touhou slant to your names. Both Patchy and the Locked Girl are my favorite ones too. I love coincidence.
Wow. Everyone's either embarrassed, or confident in their abilities. Case closed, inconclusive?
You are Lockedgirl, but I should call you Patchy? Nicknames within nicknames...very deep, maybe. Maybe I'll combine them in various ways, if you don't mind. Welcome to the cafe, Patchlock.
That is a valid idea. Now that you've got me started, I can think of a few more involving a bullhorn, some farm animals, a flamethrower, and three condoms. I'll be a hermit in no time. See you on...
Athena, what do you think of the saying A wise man needs no rules? Adjusted for gender as needed, naturally.
How do you know? Powdered wigs are amazing. On topic, that might be why I attract so much attention. My wigshake bring everyone to the yard, and I'm like, Go away. Anyways, I'll not derail...
*bows beautifully*
My most magnanimous fellow member, I must admit my modest mistake, and mete out my mirth at your marvelous response. Much merriment to you.
Slightly off topic, but although I tested 100% INTP, (I've collected all my cozy corners at college I can always contently collapse in), I always seem to attract a crowd. From just sitting there. My...
I've been in the moment for a long time now. It doesn't matter to me whose house I'm at, or what time it is, I'm still me, I still think. Oh, and I still have my laptop. That's a big one.
Although I realized I'm an INTP somewhat recently, I knew from a young age I was searching for someone to serve. Nothing S&M, just helping to advance their agenda, whatever it was. I like helping. At...
thedoctorlies I would be proud and thankful to have you as a parent, from what I've heard. I have no patience for small talk, simple gossip, and other unimportant facets of surface socialization,...
How fast do you type, and how? www.typingtest.com I got 53 words per minute, although there was a bunch of seemingly unnecessary punctuation shoehorned in there to screw me up. Oh, and if...
I would weigh the annoyance of not knowing if he's your father or not against the possible results of knowing, and go from there. If you really don't care, but think that knowing might tear you...
You could just ask her.
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.
I taught my grandmother how to use the computer and email. After she realized the mouse had to be on a surface, she caught on surprisingly well, although I will always remember her waving it around...
I will post something I found in the Things I Wrote folder. It was called BrainDump.txt. Naturally, I have to recollection of writing it. Did I write this while sleeping, or what?
If I see someone with an anime avatar, I assume they like anime, unless they don't. Promethea, I agree. Saw a kid in college once, had anime teens and younger in swimsuits covering the walls of...
@Angelic Gardevoir Most likely, your letter never reached the eyes of the representative himself, and you almost certainly did get a form letter back, but that doesn't mean what you did was...
This might be how a lot of the elder gods and eldritch monstrosities got started.
I had no trouble understanding, and wouldn't have guessed you are a foreign speaker if you hadn't told me. Welcome to the Cafe.
Are the things you break physical, mental, or social? Are they as serious as a nail, a church, or a planet? Does this happen every hour, week, or decade? Personally, I find it funniest to...
What we really need is some sort of typology sorting hat for all the new members to try on. It would then shout INTP! ENFJ!, etc. Oh, and welcome to this highly interesting cafe. Maybe you'll...
Like many here, I don't seek out pointless banalities. At college, between classes, I find a cozy, secluded corner near a power outlet and settle down there with my laptop. In general, I prefer this...
Looking over these, the theme seems to be Sleeping Giant for anger, even so far as to think nothing's there to rouse in the first place. But when the mountain moves... As for me, I haven't been...
Okay, I haven't been on for a bit, and part of the reason is Civilization V. Tactics of battle, strategies of diplomacy, type of civilization to raise, all of these appeal heavily to me, especially...
Always glad to be of service. *bows* And you're probably right, if I'm here I should know all the acronyms like the top of my nose. brb wikipedia
I'll agree with that. Every now and again, there'll be drama around I can't seem to solve, and after dealing with it for awhile I dust off an old sudoku book, where ever problem has a logical...
I'm a little new to the acronyms, but is fe short for feeling? 'Cause I do the same thing ^ all the time, but I thought it was just being logical and thinking (Ti?). Only a small percentage of people...
I know another story that has not much detail in common, but the same general feel. Hang on, let me look it up...
I'm INTP (you can see it plastered various places) and am working towards being a teacher. For whatever reason, people in general seem to like me, especially kids and animals. I also like teaching,...
I love how detailed dream often are. We know people's names and histories, the walls all have their own unique wallpaper, etc. As for me... This was no nightmare at the time (the opposite,...
A few of these have known authors, but I think a quote can usually stand on its own just fine.
That's cool/cute, and it gave me an idea to use next christmas: have a large present for person A, inside is a smaller present for person B, containing an even smaller one for person C, etc.
Just talk about the weather. Go on and on about humidity and cloud cover and wind chill and low pressure zones. People will flock to you! Of course, this assumes you're in a meteorology convention. ...
If you don't like how your life is going, change something. I would certainly recommend a job you enjoy, though. Perhaps one that's related to teaching, but without the part you dislike? Counseling,...
If so, do I win? I'd like to thank everyone who did so much for me...:crying:
Can't believe this hasn't been said yet: World Peace
The school systems that exist today don't seem to take the internet into account. Bear with me here, although the internet is a wide place containing everything colleges teach and more, it...
As for me, my focus is Hit them and don't let them hit me, as opposed to Hit them harder than they hit me, or Be the last one standing. This is usually accomplished with stealthy sniping types,...
Just before I was shown this site today I was reading my intp file (long car ride) and this was a large part of it. Hang on a sec, I have it here somewhere...ah. This came from a source that...
I know, I was young and naive. Emphasis on was. Also, your avatar is horrifically hilarious, well done.
Minecraft, Audiosurf, Dwarf Fortress (still working on it though), and the Gaia game backyard monsters currently have my attention.
Hullo. I've been looking for a few years now for a site full of intelligent and funny people. Tried, Gaia, 4chan, various places in IRC, and even more specialized forums, but this place is the...
Merry Christmas (...you know how when you say a word over and over it starts to lose meaning?) I guess the best indication of a person's self would be a computer simulation of their genes,...
Merry Christmas. As a fellow noob, I welcome you to this interesting and intriguing site.'
