'I don't deserve my mother
You know they're too young for you when they're still drinking smirnoff
I don't understand people who have pictures of themselves as their phone background
My brother just woke me up to have me take a shot
I'm sorry. When my guard is down, I can be loud and ratchet.
I watched it with my brother and he said the same thing. So far, I've only watched the first half of the first season, caught the last of the second and most of the third. I need to go back and binge...
I had a dream that I was a bus boy/food runner at IHOP and the uniforms for us were muscle shirts with metal bands on them, and aprons.
Noooo. That's such a shame. I want to go to Spain.
Like you could put me as a personal reference if you need one since I'm a doctor Lol, thanks
I miss having dark hair
Nothing comes to mind right away, but I'm sure I do. I struggle with adulting. I struggle with life, tbh ------------ Yooo, I was the first one at the office this morning and tripped the...
Make me your gym buddy! Please!
Shit I'm too old for: #23. Going into work still drunk/hungover
I have freckles on my face, but I'm not even sure if I've had them my whole life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGy8QJt34lw&feature=share
Yeah.
@mightynim Been rockin Outlaw for the longest Drunk selfie with Outlaw that I accidentally took because the bathrooms at that bar don't have mirrors? Edit: fuck, now I'm not sure if this is...
Girl, I can't help you- I'm almost just as bad lol. What'd you get?
Was in nursing school. Did a few clinicals, ended up switching to another health related field
My boss really won't drop the idea of me becoming a nurse. Meanwhile, one of our nurses who's been one for at least 24 years just wants to go into construction full time.
Why do people always want to tell a goddamn story? I'm trying to answer your simple ass question, I don't need 20 mins of back story.
I just don't feel like going to work
Yoooo I forgot I broke the needle on my mom's sewing machine and didn't know how to replace it, so I just left it. She's just now finding it. I don't know why, but that shit was cracking me up
Every time a total stranger comes up to me on the street and speaks Spanish to me, I die a little on the inside
Why are you so focused on the longterm? You're so young. Just have fun. Let your hair down
No, it was just a random musing. But I can't fucking stand you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
6'4, 260 [emoji7]
I called my flip flop a slipper in front of an American by accident and he questioned my whole being until I corrected myself
Please don't ask me if I want to hold your baby
Bro, I honestly don't know. Societal expectations? Tax breaks? I mean, I'd have a wedding for the reception, but that's it. I just want the big ass party, gifts, food and open bar. I don't really...
All I see on my newsfeed are engagement/wedding photos [emoji19]
I haven't been to a regular club in so long. Someone just told me cover is usually $20 [emoji33]
Was it one of the two jobs you posted about before?
Oh my god. I said I have work at 7 and the fucking waitress laughed at me
Food is so good
I'm at the point where I worry about my feet when I go out to the club
I'm here for Macaulay Culkin's glow up
I work with a bunch of Filipinos at a home health agency. My supervisor is Filipino and every once in a while he'll shake his head at me and lecture me about becoming a nurse. He lectures me like I'm...
I don't know why I did this, but a couple nights ago at 2AM, while half asleep, I ordered a hot brush. It was half off and I had a coupon that took a dollar off. But, still. Why the fuck did I do that
Yeah. I'm actually pretty superstitious and believe in some of that stuff [emoji28]
Oh my god, I totally forgot about that. And we're in the Pine Barrens. Good thing I didn't think about that when we went hiking at 1AM
Camping in Jersey. Can't sleep because it's too hot and humid out. I'm ready to go back to the city where a/c exists
Bro. I can't fucking stand watching old people fumble around on a goddamn computer, typing with their index fingers slow as hell. Stop. Just retire already. You always complain about work anyway
INTP, You're fucking selfish. Please learn to deal with your emotions. -ISTP
I need a Te dom. I fucking suck at organizing graphs and charts. Frfr
I saw that floating around on Facebook. I think this really only works for fair skinned people. Imagine the look on people's faces when you go into Sephora and flash your nipple to get color matched
Dear XXXX, I know you should've been busy looking for a job, but thanks for the fuck and thanks for the blow ISTP
I saw that Sephora carries it, but I fucking forgot to look for it when I was there the other day. I have to remember. I actually have that same problem with a lot of nudey colors. I have to go a...
I have her everlasting liquid lipstick and I really like them. They don't feather and don't really come off unless you're eating greasy food. You might need a touchup after eating, but it'll get you...'
