'He's actually way too cute. And rich, which makes me slightly uncomfortable...
Things like these: https://www.zalando.de/nike-sportswear-air-huarache-sneaker-low-ni112b0en-q11.html or https://www.zalando.de/diesel-s-kby-sneaker-low-di112b064-b11.html As a girl, you can...
Online shops should add the category ´ugly´. It's annoying af to sort through all that trash they try to sell you. I want shoes, not the f*cking lovechild of a potato and a spaceship.
You've got two options: Tell people what you want them to do, or do your shit yourself.
As I am slightly near-sighted, I recently got myself corrective sunglasses, which I really enjoy wearing, and it's also probably more healthy this way. Oh, and they were a great deal anyway, for just...
Keys, wallet, phone. A textile shopping bag if I think I might end up buying something, somewhere. I generally dislike carrying stuff that doesn't fit into my pockets.
´You don't look like it at all´ to a girl who told me that she had once been anorectic...
I'm not directly afraid of death, I just don't want to die in the next 60-70 years.
Does attracting men count as something practical, that I struggle with? ;) I'm not too sure about the tool thing, but keeping it maintained is definitely important(One tends to hear my body is...
I should work out more. But hey, maybe there are people who like scrawny arms...
Other people get a sun tan, I get a darker shade of white with freckles.
Can I have some of the stuff you're smoking?
While I feel slightly slutty for using my shirtless, headless torso as a profile picture, I genuinely enjoy the attention I get from guys... Not that I'd want to meet one of them right now, but it's...
Oh the joys of german bureaucracy. Applying for a student grant equals the killing of a midsized rainforest. And you have to reapply every single year...
Your boss is never your friend. And quite honestly, he shouldn't.
Telling me you're too tired to meet and then sitting in the same pub just seems like bad karma, doesn't it? Why not just tell the truth, for once...
I need a social life. Now if only humans were as easily understood as machines...
I was excellent from elementary school up to year ten. The last two years of secondary I got mostly B+s and some As and finished the whole thing with a solid A- (roughly translated, it was actually...
dress well don't be annoying don't play games be nice be intelligent don't be an arrogant prick don't think I'm stupid just because I don't talk too much have interests outside of uni/your...
I'm already angry because I'm sick and now certain family members are being annoying on top of that. I'd punch a hole in the wall if I had the energy.
People who use the initial of their middle name on facebook. Honestly, why do you think you'd seem more refined with John F. Doe instead of just John Doe?
Amusing how one cm of ice can break down everything. No busses, no lectures, no nothing. I'll go for a walk then...
So they imprisoned the mayor. Corruption doesn't pay off much, apparently.
I really like the finnish language. Sure, it has 15 grammatical cases but not a single word for to have, but it's a lot like lego.
Apparently, that person is not able to express himself in a normal manner, so I'd say, just ignore him.
As much as I didn't want to go to the gymn in summer, I'm really glad that I started again now. That post-workout-feeling is just great. Too bad I only have time on fridays.
I allow myself to disagree with you. 1. Plastic bags are reduced/outlawed/whateve not to save money, but to keep them out of the environment 2. Over here, plastic bags aren't outlawed, but cost...
You can, but eating is much more enjoyable if you reserve some time for it. Oh, and if you eat consciously, you won't eat too much.
Which is why I avoid combining work and eating. Or eating while being at a computer.
As long as you don't run for president...
Not sure about the small union. It might start striking halfway through the cooking process...
detto! Plus, one shouldn't take such tests at night...
I got 67%. Which is lower than I tend to score in IQ tests...
Heard that one recently. Made me smile a bit. The american election is a lot like sex. Though with sex, it's fun to choose between the cunt and the asshole.
Alcohol makes you feely.
I'm usually happy. Not high-as-a-kite-happy, but happy. Sure, I can get angry, annoyed, whatever, but I'm not constantly sad or sth. I might look as if I were pissed off, but I'm usually just resting...
As long as you pay alimony, adultery is a problem between you and those women and not anybody elses business. What exactly does abiding by the law (that was created by humans for humans) have to...
Please tell me where exactly I stated that non-religious people never make mistakes. Oh, and to be blunt: Religion is nothing but organised obtuseness.
Should have asked him out way earlier. Now he tells me he'll move to Berlin in the not-so-remote future...
Without religion, good people would do good things and bad people would do bad things. But it takes religion for good people to do bad things.
DemonAbyss10: I was more talking about the speed. Thought that 80mph was the speed limit...
Doesn't that land you in prison on your side of the pond? ;)
What car do you drive? Not even my dad's VW bus from 1990 uses 21l per 100km (more like 9[31MPG])...
So you like the 'aesthetics' of pickup trucks? I agree with you on how ugly most cars are nowadays. And don't get me started on electric vehicles. Somehow the car companies seem to make them ugly on...
Being around sick people clearly leaves its marks on you. I don't know if I got my cold in the bus or at the hospital(more probable), but I hate it. I really, really hate it. Oh and I'm too weak to...
Same here, but I've come to understand the term 'mechanic' in a more metaphorical way.
Personality tests usually don't work for nonhuman species...
Honestly, all doctors should know that the bmi only works for average people and not for very muscular ones. What I see as a problem is that some really fat people have heard about this and now claim...
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to take a night train. I barely slept because the beds in there are slightly shorter than I am and of course, there were way too many stimuli for me to fall asleep. I...
Of course it needs policing, but one could easily deregulate in other areas. After all it's not as if we had a totally free market right now. My biggest problem with the FDP is actually that they...'
