'Dear XXXX friend, Thank you for verbally slapping the shit out of me. You exposed a lot of flaws in the way I behave, and I appreciate your willingness to do so. You're a good person. ...
I apologize for being a pain in the ass. Penalizing you for being good at something, simply because it doesn't fit within traditional gender roles, is not something grownass adults should be doing....
Now I am, yeah. My anxiety-ridden brain decided to send me down memory lane, but in an unpleasant way. But fuck, even if I retain no other virtues, I'm still a registered organ donor, active blood...
A woman who KNOWS how to do things?! How unladylike! I feel incredibly threatened. Time to go punch a bear or something.
We bought my paternal grandparents' 1999 Toyoto Corolla a few years ago. You need to disconnect and remove the battery to get access to the lightbulbs.
Dealing with anxiety is one thing, but it transitioning into suicidal thoughts is quite another. Thank whatever deity is listening for methods of handling irrational thoughts, because fuck me, it's...
Self-surgery is never as satisfying as when you pull out an ingrown nail. The evil has been defeated.
I'd say that these people have broken the dickishness scale. Have you got any chances to get the necessary info, even though the chucklefucks have screwed you over?
I ate a stew with lentils in it last night, and I haven't stopped farting since. I'm killing the planet X percent faster than I did yesterday.
Wouldn't a cybernetic or bionic arm be cooler? You could be the guy from Deus Ex, down to the built-in douchebag sunglasses.
I'd say that you're extremely humanlike cyborgs, personally.
Y'know that feeling when your foot falls asleep? Well, I managed to spread that sensation through my entire right leg by stretching it out after sitting crosslegged. Took a while before I could even...
Crushing anxiety sucks.
That's a really nice little story. I might've taken a stab at narrating it if I didn't sound like a 12-year-old. :)
I live in southern Sweden, and we rarely get any snow at all. Every year there's chaos below the Arctic circle because of OMFG SNOW HOW DO WE DEAL WITH THIS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Also, real Swedes...
I can honestly say that it's the best audio book I've listened to. I had to put the narrator of LotR on double speed to get a good flow in the story.
Sometimes the best solution is also the easiest one. We also don't have any kind of snow-moving contraption at home, so there wasn't much choice.
I never got into Starbound. I prefer Terraria, honestly. I can be as megalomaniacal asshole 24/7 in that game without anyone batting an eye. Also I get to build things.
I just shovelled 2-3 tons of snow. http://i.imgur.com/8gdhwFzh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/4BphElWh.jpg I'm going to listen to the audio book version of Good Omens, play Terraria, and feel...
Everyone I've ever met thinks that canned tuna smells and tastes like cat food. I really can't empathise with that perspective. Tuna's fucking delicious.
There may be several reasons to like you, but your pettiness is my number one factor. <3
I'm in the same Discord chat as Nubb and flyincaveman. It's like being locked in a room full of rampant 12-year-olds. flyincaveman sent me a Snapchat video that quite obviously displayed his raging...
I genuinely love this song. My adoration is further fueled by all the tears that metal purists fell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
It had a good run, though. Fourteen seasons, lots of explosions, and teaching critical thinking to an entire generation isn't a bad legacy. Adam has joined Tested on YouTube, so he's still...
Mythbusters is the best TV show ever created. <3
Royal decree anno MMXVII: Beards are cool. Dresses are cool. Be a motherfucking princess. m/
I have a wiry, blonde, frizzy neckbeard. Am I no longer your favorite princess? :P
Dear mom, Your alcoholism is going to cost you your job at this rate. You're more than half of our family's total income. See the signs. Seek help. Please. Sincerely, an increasingly tired ISTP...
I'm gonna make a halfling bard D&D character. His name will be Bom Badhill.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Ev1hGaBuRs448/200.gif#12
You should start calling him Lord. Then he'd be an adorable scaredycat named Lord Byron.
Living in a dysfunctional family where one parent is a closet alcoholic and the other is in denial of their depression is sit-commy enough; that their marriage is crumbling and their sons are further...
90 percent of my head is dandruff.
Goddamn I love meat. Pigs are the best animals in the world. <3
I applaud you for turning casual racism into an act of trolling. You gain my seal of approval, as a fellow Swede.
The types as humorous Harry Potter moments! A slightly ticked off ESFP bids thee welcome. http://68.media.tumblr.com/195575f58446de25811f022b729ca6e1/tumblr_n67o53snjB1so4b18o6_250.gif Here...
Balls are the second bane of my existence.
JRR Tolkien, professor of language, inventor of Elvish and the Morgul dialect, author of the most influential fantasy books of our time... nicknamed one of his antagonists Sharky.
That'd be nice. 'Tis also getting a bit tiring to explain to anyone of the opinion JUST GO OUT AND GET A JOB IT'S SO EASY! that it doesn't work like that in the society we live in. Unless you...
Dear brain, Depressive episodes is a problem that we're both facing. You keep my autonomous functions and organs working, and I'll take care of the rest. Deal? Deal. Sincerely, your vehicle
Job hunting is the bane of my existence. Gief employment pl0x.
I managed to fix my sleep cycle. Yay me!
My sleep cycle is all kinds of fucked up. Bleh.
White people are the master race! and Diversity is killing the white race! White genocide! are delightfully oxymoronic.
I just finished my homemade blueberry and raspberry sorbet. I feel like such a pompous twit typing that sentence out, but my tastebuds and tummy are very grateful for my effort.
The Swedish word offerkofta feels relevant to this discussion, i.e. to consider yourself a victim even though nothing hurtful has been done or said to you. 'Tis a useful word, especially when dealing...
but it's just their opinion stop silencing the poor oppressed white man!!1!
I'm listening to the Lord of the Rings audio books at twice the recorded speed, and it's just a bit above normal conversational speed. Jesus Christ, this narrator speaks slowly. In this moment, I...
The types... as Darth Vader. ESTJ https://media2.giphy.com/media/3vjhvgNDv6T8k/200.gif#1 ISTJ https://media0.giphy.com/media/XpKIcSVLsDQ1a/200.gif#98
People in my immediate vicinity. I needed to get it off my chest. '^^ Fascism rears its ugly head once again, and this time it's wearing a suit and talking about peaceful ethnic cleansing.'
