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'You kinda went apeshit on him. Poor guy. Maybe put yourself in his boots, what if your date called you an overly emotional delusional bitch, that should join a swinger sex club, and 20 min later...

Like your style!

Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyways Robert downey jr

So I met this special INFP at work, we work in different departments. We are both expats. We started to talk & I asked her to join me for dinner, but she cancelled, I didnx92t bring it up again, after...

Dear infp, We should stop occasionally making eye contact and start occasionally fucking each other Love, ISTP

ok, i'm kinda drunk... so this might not make sense well there are 2 cases: 1- you have rejected my love or friendship or shown you are an unreliable person or a user, i'll just drop you, i'll...

if they like you, they will spend time with you. They will free their busy schedules to be with you. If not, you are on a lower priority list.

Congrats, your son is rainman.... Take him to the closest casino and cash out

most probably these 5 INFPs found you a total waste of energy, so basically they preferred to masturbate to anime porn than to have a conversation with you... invest in some personal development.

From istp description An ISTP who is over-stressed may exhibit rash emotional outbursts of anger, or on the other extreme may be overwhelmed by emotions and feelings which they feel compelled to...

If i flirt and go out of my way for someone and that person doesn't show any obvious signes of interests , i move on. From my experience, INFPs takes ages to figure out if they have romantic...

The OP changed her personality type to ENFJ, so she most probably gives limited fucks about the replies on this thread but then again on this forum people tend to change their type faster than a...

A dog

Actions speak louder than words, so taking the time and effort to cook me a meal that i like is more appreciated than some cheap talk. An xNFP invited me for dinner at her place this week, how...

it depends on the reason that caused the break up.

i would kill Chuck Norris.

i prefer when people specify what we gonna do, love it when it's some active stuff. wanna meet up or wanna hang out sounds like we gonna sit & talk about nothing for hours, which is not really...

Not really, i would say Sign of friendship if i pick up immediately when i see ur number calling me.

I once meet an infj through some friends, we were discussing mbti that's how i knew she was an infj. She was also into photography so i could hold a meaningful conversation with her. Couple of days...

You can’t change other people and if she is a distant friend; why give a fuck? Maybe you are a bit jealous because she gets all the males’ attention.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg

INFP/ISTP relationships turns into relationshits, we both just suck at communication.

Dear INXJ, Inviting yourself to the golf game behind my back was not a smart move. Anyways, I hope you enjoy talking about golf (which you know nothing about), because that will be the only topic...

Physical: toe nail operation without anesthesia Emotional: woke up on a sunday morning, and found i ran out of coffee, total devastation.

mini cooper S 2006....there is a motherfucker under the hood, it's more a toy than a car. I'm saving to buy a Yamaha R1.  https://www.dropbox.com/s/gzn0b93lhwb1l8u/mini.jpg

Dear INFP, I don’t understand your behaviour, and I feel stupid for trying to initiate to hang out based on your subtle hints. So from now on, Unless you are 100% motherfucking straight forward,...

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Couple of patients came to me with the same symptoms last week but don’t worry, multiple electric shock sessions and you’ll be fine.

Same here, i know 2 ISTPs at my workplace..( well, when i say know them..i mean i say Hi when we meet in the corridor and keep on walking). There is +15 year age difference, so they are really...

Note to self: -Don’t touch INFPs. -Don’t talk to them, most probably they want you to fuck off. Huh? We seems to be very similar in the end :happy:

What do you want to know? Pls use close ended questions (yes/no).

Dear whatever, ok, we alll got it, you are very beautiful... Now stop annoying me, pls go away. Dear INFP, You are on my care about you list.. Trust me, there are very few people on that...

I've no favoured types, i don't like discrimination..less favoured type :ISTP, They are all mean motherfuckers, always hurting my fragile feelings.

Commit the perfect crime, most probably steal something to get rich. It won't be murder as my to-kill list is empty. :-)

U r welcome, as a matter of fact all the other 15 fairytale personalities evolved from ISTP..all cavemen were ISTPs..Yes it's a fact, case closed, don't argue, drink ur milk and go to bed. and...

don't like to brag but.... a mug Also i wonder, if you buy your gf lingerie, is that a gift for her or for yourself?

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We could chat, if you promise: 1- no bitching about how much life sucks (previous experience with infj friend) 2- resist my charm and not fall in love with me :proud:

Please try to formulate ideas clearly before you vocalize them.... Peter Griffin

I'm too old for this shit.

you will start giving fucks when you get older.

Dear ISTP self, Assumption is the mother of all fuck up… take your lesson, walk away and don’t look back. Stay radically awesome, ISTP

Debate tournment.. Get a life dude!

Always thought of tupac as an INFP ? :-)

I'll have my first lesson on Wednesday.

Typing your ex is a bad idea, like sex with your ex...

my purpose in life is to touch people's hearts and souls i missed you so much, tell me what you have been up to lately.... in detail

I work as a technical project manager in telecom. The pay is good, but all the you must follow the process & fill in this template & update the project plan & send out meeting minutes is...

I rarely dance and not good at it. I excel at anything that interest me... I've zero interest in dancing. I don't see the point of it. Women tend to relate good at dancing to good at sex, i'm living...

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